It's Wednesday night, a very good night of the week. But do you know why, Exactly, tine to figure out who in the hell came up with the Nickname Hump Day.
But seriously, it's time for the Top 8 Dancetestants to take the Dance floor on So You Think You Can Dance.
Tonight, they will be cramming 16 Dances into 2 Hours, basically because they need to fill an unneeded Hour, and also they need to do something to get rid of the Failing Ratings. Tonight, the Top 8 Dancers will perform Two Dances, one with an All-Star they haven't performed with Yet, and one with one of the Other Remaining Contestnts, probably just to piss Nigel off because we know how much he just LOVES Same Sex Partners.
Cat comes out in a Glittery short dress, again to boost ratings of Sex-Crazed teenagers.
Cat then introduces the Judges. I don't know whats worse; The Audience screaming any time Kent walks on the stage, breathes, or Strangles Mia Michaels with a Leotard.
We then find out that Contestant Alex, will be unable to perform tonight due to an injury. Nigel says it's a possible Ruptured Achilles Tendon. He then states that If Alex is unable to perform next week, he will be out of the Competition.
First up are Laura and Pasha with a Cha-Cha.
They Dance to Telephone by Lady Gaga. I really enjoy the dance, it's firey, run, and entergetic.
Mia called it pure murderation. She thought it was hot and perfect. I'm starting to think Mia is turning into a combination of Randy and Paul from American Idol.
Adam said Holy Shaboosis, and really liked it. I swear Mia and Adam are going to need a Translator before the Season is over.
We are back from a Break....
UP next is B-Boy Jose with Lauren doing a Contemporary dance to Never Tear Us Apart by INXS.
Jose is excited about getting up close and personal with the piece, possible because he wants to get "Up Close and Personal," With Lauren. Now for a Breakdancer, Jose is doing Exceptionally well in this dance. I'm glad for him. It's always refreshing to see a dancer pull out of their element for a good routine.
Nigel started comments by saying he looked Amazing, and said Jose has, "Accepted the Challenge of So You Think You Can Dance, " and that he had a, "Wonderful, Naive personality."
Mia brought on the Weird saying that Jose's spirit dances. She also called it a really special moment. I'm suprised she didn't add that Jose has a lot of colors coming out.
Adam felt the same, but wasn't weird like Mia "Fake Paula" Michaels
Up next is Kent and Comfort for a Hip Hop routine. As usual, the Audience screams like he's the Second coming of Beatlemania. Anyway, they dance to You are Not my Girl by Ryan Leslie.
The routine seems really awkward to me, considering Kent is trying to pull off all these Hip Hop moves when he isn't and can never become a Hip Hop Dancer. It's like Opie Taylor walking into a Bar asking for some Kristal and wanting to smack that ass. Cat calls Kent little Justin Timberlake.
Nigel called the dance a Soft Hop instead of a Hip Hop. He also said that he was happy Kent didn't overact the routine.
Mia thought there was a cool factor. If she means in a Golly-Gee Beaver Cleaver type way, I guess it's ok. Mia did think it was a good job
Adam called it really good, and said he saw growth in the routine. Adam then tried to put on the Sex Factor saying talking about growth was disgusting.
Before the break, Cat said that Small equaled beautiful. If this show couldn't get any Weirder.
We are back from the break
Adechike is next with All-Star Courtney, with what appears to be a Jazz Routine set at a Bar. I really am liking Adechike, and have since the Top 11 began. This routine is very amazingly good. It's fun and sexy, and includes great acting too.
Nigel thought it was a real good, well Choreographed routine. Nigel said it was the best Dance outside of Adechike's style he has seen and he did good at creating his own Character.
Mia disagreed with Nigel and thought nothing was there in the routine, and thought it was Mediocre. She also said it was like Donut holes, citing nothing was there. I can see Mis morphing into Paula as we speak.
Adam thought it was the same Character as last week, thus meaning he obviously cited with Poser Abdul.
Up next, Billy and Allison are doing a Broadway routine, however during rehearsals Alison suffered am Injury, therefore SEason 4's Katie came in to finish with Billy.
The couple danced to Macavirt from CATS.
AS most Broadway routines are supposed to be, the routine was really good. Very sly and Myserious.
Nigel said that it was the best he had seen Billy dance.
Adam congratulated Billy on his good routine.
Also, I didn't feel like listening to Mia because I was concentrating on something else at the time, and because I didn't want to hear her babbling anymore.
Up next Ashley, who dances a Hip-Hop routine with Dominic. Yet another HAWT routine from start to finish. Yes, even the part where they pray to the Judges.
Nigel said the Judges loved Ashley, and he said Ashley showed she can do more than contemporary.
Mia really thought that she danced fabulous
Adam thought the routine was a big deal
Round 1 Ends with Robert dancing with ? in fornt of a pink background.
Nigel called Robert a hard worker and said he was one of the best Dancers.
Mia said there was no option that RObert can be in the Bototm 3 again
Adam continued all the Love for Robert
Back from the break, we get a Bit of Adechike and Alex in rehearsals for their Bollywood routine.
The routine is very good, funky and very entertaining. I do not know what is up with the girl in the routine who is replacing Alex. I usually thought they use rehearsal footage if someone is injured.
Nigel loved the split jumps but thought Adechike was lakcing in some areas. He was upset Alex wasn't a part of it and he was let down by Adechie.
Mia said, "eww" when was booded by the Audience for bashing the dance. She thought it was flaily, and then did something that really pisses me off and makes me hate her, by favoring other COntestants over others by saying she missed Alex. I swaer she is the most biased Judge in Any reality show history.
Up next, Kent and Lauren pair up for a Contemporary routine. Lauren said she felt Teenage girls would hate her for partnering with him.
You're right Lauren, angry teenage girls are outside the stage door right now with torches.
The routine itself is ok, It's something I would see at any dance recital across america. Now i'm sounding like Simon Cowell.
Nigel liked the routine and called Kent and Lauren the ultime Male and Female Dancers this Season
Mia just gushed over the routine, probably because she doesn't want to lose her job for being biased.
Adam liked it as usual, meaning that it's unanimous, the Judges adored Kent.
Up next, it's Robert and Ashley with the kiss of death, Mia Michaels. Just Kidding, I'm talking about the Quickstep.
I missed the Dance, and the Judges, so I'll continue with the Final Routine
The Final Couple is Jose and Billy in an African Routine. I just hope we don't have to hear from Mia and her biased mouth again.
I LOVE the routine. Great way to end a night of highs, lows, and bitching.
Nigel sort of liked the Routine. He loved the concept of the routine. Nigel said it felt like a Broadway Cat as compared to a Wild, Tough cat.
Mia didn't think it was enogh and called it Bill's Weakest Performance.
Adam was on the same pasge, but loved the guys.
After this week, I feel the bottom 3 will be Billy, Adechike (Sadly), and Kent. We know unfortunately that Alex will have to dance a Solo, let's hope all is well with his injury he suffered.
See you all tomorrow
Taylor
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